Juicebox Collective Presents: The Naughty List
Starts
Saturday, December 23, 2023 · 9:00 PM
Ends
Sunday, December 24, 2023 · 2:00 AM
From $25.00
Location
The Library Square Pub
He’s making a list… he’s checking it twice… and YOU are on it!
Didn’t eat your greens but still want dessert?
Entered a store with no shoes and no shirt?
Didn’t brush your teeth, then lied to your mother?
Or guilty of being an inconsiderate lover?
You’re on the list!
Did you forget your homework and land a detention?
Or swindle your grandma out of a week's worth pension?
Been caught by the cops driving late night, full throttle?
Or caught by your mom playing spicy Spin the Bottle?
You’re on the naughty list!
If you still ate your boogers for most of high school
Or took a big pee in the paddling pool
Maybe you lied about your bed being made
Or cheated on a math test that time in 5th grade…
You’re on the naughty, naughty list!
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There’ll be all sinners & no saints at this party. Leave your beds unmade, your taxes unfiled, dishes unwashed, but please… do brush your teeth before you scurry down to the Library Square Pub for a night of frivolity and wickedness with all your favourite Juicebox scallywags. Indulge your wicked side with a smorgasbord of mischief, merriment and mind-melting music to ring in Xmas a couple days early. And remember, only the naughtiest scoundrels accept candy offered to them by a stranger…
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TICKETS ($25) go live at 6pm Thursday 23rd Nov
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Please remember – Juicebox Collective is a multi-faceted, diverse and welcoming pot of spiciness, and we ask you to choose thoughtfully when splicing a newcomer into our tried and tested recipe of rapscallion stew. If you'd like to add someone, just send us a message, and ensure you convey our values to your naughty new apprentice so they can vibe with our tribe.
Consent and respect for boundaries are required at Juicebox events. It is everyone's job to practice self care, and party safely within your own limits. This is our chosen family, so please remember to show love and care for those around you. If something isn't right, please let a member of the crew know right away.
Didn’t eat your greens but still want dessert?
Entered a store with no shoes and no shirt?
Didn’t brush your teeth, then lied to your mother?
Or guilty of being an inconsiderate lover?
You’re on the list!
Did you forget your homework and land a detention?
Or swindle your grandma out of a week's worth pension?
Been caught by the cops driving late night, full throttle?
Or caught by your mom playing spicy Spin the Bottle?
You’re on the naughty list!
If you still ate your boogers for most of high school
Or took a big pee in the paddling pool
Maybe you lied about your bed being made
Or cheated on a math test that time in 5th grade…
You’re on the naughty, naughty list!
----------------
There’ll be all sinners & no saints at this party. Leave your beds unmade, your taxes unfiled, dishes unwashed, but please… do brush your teeth before you scurry down to the Library Square Pub for a night of frivolity and wickedness with all your favourite Juicebox scallywags. Indulge your wicked side with a smorgasbord of mischief, merriment and mind-melting music to ring in Xmas a couple days early. And remember, only the naughtiest scoundrels accept candy offered to them by a stranger…
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TICKETS ($25) go live at 6pm Thursday 23rd Nov
--------------------
Please remember – Juicebox Collective is a multi-faceted, diverse and welcoming pot of spiciness, and we ask you to choose thoughtfully when splicing a newcomer into our tried and tested recipe of rapscallion stew. If you'd like to add someone, just send us a message, and ensure you convey our values to your naughty new apprentice so they can vibe with our tribe.
Consent and respect for boundaries are required at Juicebox events. It is everyone's job to practice self care, and party safely within your own limits. This is our chosen family, so please remember to show love and care for those around you. If something isn't right, please let a member of the crew know right away.
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