Juicebox Collective presents: My Little Sparklepony Christmas

'Twas just before Chistmas at Juicebox HQ,
When Santa alighted and slid down the flue,
Dressed in his suit - not the red one - but spun,
Of silver thread gleaming, lit up like the sun;

He was ready to rave, and he said with a grin,
"For my dear sparkleponies I've got just the thing!"
He crept t'wards the tree and let out a titter,
"They'll surely be pleased with this sackful of GLITTER";

"Oh Santa! Oh dear! But haven't you heard?
This metalized stuff isn't great for the Earth,
(Or the cleaners) - it lingers, entangled, engrossed,
It haunts even worse than a Christmas Past ghost";

Now this for St. Nick was a bit of a wrinkle,
He paused just minute, and then with a twinkle,
Said "but the glimmer, the glisten, the shine,
The way this stuff gleams, I think that part's fine?"

"Hell yes!" said Juicebox, "we love shiny - don't doubt it,
In fact, a sick party's not much fun without it,
But we're good (check your list), and just wouldn't stoop,
To leaving our dancefloors all covered with moop";

So back to his sleigh Santa flew, he's no Scrooge,
And dug from its belly a mirror ball (huge),
The cheer level grew and the beats started pumping,
Before long the jewel-spangled rave pit was thumping;

Then reindeer with tinsel-trimmed antlers crashed in,
And Rudolph for once in his life fit right in,
All the finest and festive and fab glitterati,
Agreed this was one hell of a ✨SPARKLEPARTY!!✨

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Join your Juicebox pals for a night of glitterless glitz, glamorous DJs and seasonal hijinks this Christmas. Drink specials all night, thanks to our hosts at Library Square Public House.

Your awesome friends are welcome, but extend invitations thoughtfully! Please make sure any newcomers understand what the Juicebox community is all about, and that consent, respect and care for each other is a requirement.

Short on $$ but still want to get juicy? We can use some volunteers, send us a message!

See you little sparkleponies on the dancefloor!